I wrote a parody of 99 Problems, by Jay-Z, for Search Engine People ,

they have an very cool contest , with very cool prizes. I encourage everyone to enter, if you dont, well then go here and vote for me! I think its pretty dam funny!!

http://www.searchenginepeople.com/contest/99-problems-and-matt-cutts-aint-one-to-99-problems-by-jay-z.html